By The Hunger
Tiger Wood’s is a modern-day, living God. His Everest-like status atop the world’s sporting landscape has ensured his place in sports history – not to mention him being worth a cool billion dollars. However, right now Tiger Woods probably feels like the poorest billionaire in the world.
A month ago, the world looked up to him; since news broke of his infidelities following his car accident, the public has been at odds with his Jekyll and Hyde persona. Public opinions range from contempt to support for his off-course adventures. One thing is certain: Tiger Woods is mortal.
Tigergate
In a December 4, 2009 interview with Eonline.com, Hugh Hefner gave his thoughts on the Tigergate scandal:
“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”
It seems this perennial playboy forgot to hand in his bachelor license long after his engagement and subsequent marriage to Erin Nordegren. Woods reportedly loved the VIP lifestyle that was afforded to him in Vegas clubs such as Tao and The Bank. Las Vegas is like a Disneyland for adults; combine that with his celeb power and it must have felt like he’d found utopia. What I find most intriguing is what type of girl(s) catches the eye of the Tiger. His recent grand slam of sorts is as interesting as anything he has ever done on the course. So, what are Tiger Wood’s flagging stats?
From Tiger’s 14 reported mistresses – of which 11 are named – and other lifetime shags, only two flags can be accounted for under the generally accepted bylaws in the Constitution of Flagging: Swedish and American.
His wife is – or soon to be was – Swedish and all the other women he slept with were American.
Even though Woods enjoyed a bevy of babes coming from various states and postcodes, the sum total of their stars and stripes only equate to one American flag.
Tiger did have sex with an Italian woman, but he’s not entitled to claim her flag because there was an exchange of money.
Reports suggest that one of the unnamed mistresses is an English reporter for the BBC – a Ms. Kirsty Gallacher. If this is true, then he would also have the British/English flag.
Tiger refers to his ethnic makeup as “Cablinasian” [a syllabic abbreviation he coined from CAucasian, BLack, (American) INdian, and ASIAN]. Practically all the women he hooked up with were blue-eyed Caucasian blondes just like his Swedish wife. For someone with such an interesting gene milkshake, his taste in women is remarkably unexciting.
Looking at Dina Gravell – Tiger’s “first love” – his preference for the all-American/ blonde/Nordic type must have started long before he made his first million or took trips to Vegas. (See full article here.) One of Tiger’s mistresses, pornstar Holly Sampson, said of Tiger, “He is the whitest black guy you’ll ever meet.” Could his growing up and excelling in a “white man’s sport” have conditioned him from an early age?
Tiger Woods, the brand, was built with the swing of a flawless golf record and Nike’s checkmark of approval. The public thought they knew who he was; maybe now after the Tigergate scandal we’ll find out who Tiger Woods the man really is.
[If you have information about other Tiger Woods’s foreign shags (paid or unpaid), please leave a comment]
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