By Atlas Al
Bringing Sand to the Beach
The well known cliché goes, “Don’t Bring Sand to the Beach,” implying, don’t bring your girlfriend to a party full of attractive women. It makes sense to not bring your own sand to a beach full of plentiful dunes.
One of my good friends says the above cliché with a twist, “Never Bring Sand to the Beach.” What he means by this is: if you happened to be unfaithful or simply fell out of love with your loved one, never travel with your girlfriend to a country that is known for having a high concentration of beautiful women. Why? Because then you won’t be able to hook up with any of those beautiful women! Do not travel with your girlfriend to Colombia, Brazil, or Argentina, for example, because you’ll wish you hadn’t.
On the other hand, do travel with your girlfriend to countries that aren’t stereotypically well known for having the most beautiful women, that way you’ll be guaranteed to have some sex while on the road. Another reason to travel with Girlfriend is if it’s difficult to hook up with the locals (e.g. China, India, religious, or conservative countries).
[PS: For the record, I’m neither condoning nor encouraging being a cheater. Cheat if you want, but don’t say I told you so.]
