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FIVE WAYS TO SPOT A FLAGGER

View Comments 29 March 2010

By Atlas Al

If the gal/guy you’re chatting to asks you some peculiar questions the next time you’re out drinking, maybe all s/he wants is your flag:

  1. “How interesting, you were born in a different country. When exactly did you move here?” Implies what you consider yourself more: the country you moved from or the country you moved to.
  2. “You have a very interesting first/last name. Where do your parents come from?” From my experience, most women will ask why you’re so interested in their family history. I usually say how much I love genealogy and/or they’re family history is so intriguing. The cool thing is that when I say this, I’m not lying; I’m genuinely interested in connecting the dots to someone’s family history – and flags too.
  3. “Okay, enough joking about our ages. I’ll show you my ID if you show me yours.” If someone asks to see your passport or driver’s license with Airport Customs-seriousness masked in a mischievous smile, they’re seeking flag status confirmation.
  4. “What do you consider yourself more to be?” (As in nationality) No one can be two flags at the same time; one flag per shag.
  5. Your friend is flirting with a UFO (Ugly, Fatty, or Oldie). Either s/he is a very rare flag (e.g., Monaco – a country with an extremely small population, meaning it’s rare to meet citizens from that country), or your friend hasn’t been laid in a while and s/he will shag just about anything.

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  1. Atlas Al says:

    I guess another more subtle and obvious way to spot a flagger is with this question, “Where are you from”?

    I was having some beers not too long ago at Philthy’s place when I asked a girl the same question. I saw it just as making small talk, but Philthy called me out on it, especially after he’d read this post.


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