By Atlas Al
Hot Football Fans
Fans of basketball, baseball, tennis, American football, the annual Lumberjack World Championship – all are god awful when compared to Hot Football Fans. You won’t see more beautiful women at any sporting event than the World Cup.
The well known cliché goes “______ is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.” I say shooting fish in a barrel is as easy as flagging at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Whether looking at flag-painted fans in stands, or watching their flag bikinis bounce on TV after their team makes a goal, these Flagging Bull’s Eyes can’t be missed.
Supporting your national team goes beyond supporting your local team back home. Local teams purchase and trade foreign players all the time. Real Madrid’s players aren’t all Spanish: Cristiano Ronaldo is from Portugal, Kaka is from Brazil, and English David Beckham had a stint with the team a few years back. Every four years, however, football players put on their country’s uniform and play for their countrymen back home. Fans feel the same pride when they slap on a T-shirt with their country’s flag, and they’re well on their way to cheering on their homeland.
I would short circuit with so many foreign femmes around. It’s too easy to spot who comes from which country because they paint themselves in their country’s colors and wear flag clothing.
Hot Football Fans aren’t the only ones who wear Flagging Bull’s Eyes – Canadian backpackers are notorious for sewing their flag onto their packs. A Canadian once told me, “It’s so foreigners don’t confuse us with Americans.” Very true. Americans overseas would never broadcast their nationality for fear of unwanted attention. My friend Dr. Rim wears a Swedish flag on his pack to take the piss out of the Canadians.
Don’t forget to wear your Flagging Bull’s Eyes next time you’re at an international flagging range, someone might snipe you.
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