By Atlas Al
I met an interesting guy the other week who said his first German shag was nothing to look at, while his second German was a stunner. He completely avoided talking about the first but went on and on about the second. When one of your past flags is not much to brag about, and then you hook up with someone hotter of the same nationality, this is a Flag Upgrade.
Upgrades are available all the time for computer software, plane tickets, restaurants, etc. Upgrades are great, and once installed we automatically forget about the not-as-good, original version. If you can download a free upgrade to your existing computer software, you don’t think about how things were, you think about how well your computer runs now.
There is a difference between total lifetime shags and total lifetime flags. Once you get a flag, you have it no matter how many shags you have from the same flag. For example, if you failed a course in college, you should be able to repeat the same course aiming for a better grade. In regards to Flag Upgrades, you still have the same flag, but a better version of it.
When I first started traveling, I heard myths of beautiful women coming from a region unpopular with backpackers because it was too expensive: Scandinavia. Let me tell you, not every Norwegian and Swedish girl I’ve ever hooked up with were stunners, but I remember the ones that were.
When comparing your foreign shags with your friends, by all means, talk up your Flag Upgrades. It’s completely up to you whether you claim your first, second, or third hook up.