By The Hunger News Flash: Charlie Sheen celebrated his newly single status in pure Charlie Sheen fashion. It was reported by TMZ that “Charlie’s penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries – Mexico, Australia, and Colombia – the very night Kenly walked out.” Not [...]
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Steak And BJ Day
By Atlas Al Tender loins and slobjobs, it must be that time of year again. Some say Valentine’s Day was invented by the candy companies – like Halloween – and then commercialized like Easter and Christmas to increase sales. Critics forget to mention that there were in fact two such saints by the name of [...]
51st State
By The Hunger Some foreigners have visited all 50 US states, but how many really know the 51st State, America, the country? Although Russia has 46 provinces, 9 territories and 4 autonomous districts, America has more “states” than any other country on earth. Sometimes the difference between states and countries is minuscule. State, country, what is [...]
Airports, The New Clubs
By The Hunger Miss Flight Waiting 16 hours for a Flight only to Miss the check-in by 8 minutes! – I was hooking up in the handicap toilets of Madrid Airport with a hot Canuck from Montreal. While I sat in the airport lounge earlier that day accompanied by mankind’s greatest invention, Wi-Fi, I began to [...]
Flag Brag
By Atlas Al Best Looking Women in the World Whether you’ve traveled or not, we’ve all heard people say, “The women from my country are the Best Looking Women in the World.” What I find interesting is that I’ve never said this about my own country, the United States. Beautiful American women exist, but they are [...]
Ready. Aim. Flag!
By Atlas Al Hot Football Fans Fans of basketball, baseball, tennis, American football, the annual Lumberjack World Championship – all are god awful when compared to Hot Football Fans. You won’t see more beautiful women at any sporting event other than the World Cup. Yes, this is a fact. The well known cliché goes “______ [...]
Undercover Accents
By Atlas Al Irish Accent When I first met Magnanimous, I thought he was Irish. Not only did he speak with a perfect Irish Accent (at least to my American ears), he used idioms and phrases unique only to Ireland. To me, he passed as an Irishman and I thought nothing of it. A couple [...]
Hard To Wear Software
By The Hunger The Olympic circus has come to Vancouver with all the global fervour and controversy we had hoped for. With flag mania sweeping the city, is everyone waving the right flag? Australia’s performance at previous Winter Olympics is about as memorable as the name of the third astronaut to walk on the moon. [...]
Vancouver’s Foreign Born Perfect Storm
By Atlas Al Foreign Born Vancouver is a special city for many reasons. One reason in particular is that it has one of the highest concentrations of Foreign Born populations in the world. A common definition of Foreign Born (or non-native) is someone born outside of their country of residence. It can apply to immigrants [...]
Capital of the Flagging World
By Atlas Al Flagging Capital The Gambling Capital of the World is Las Vegas, the Entertainment Capital of the World is Los Angeles, the Automotive Capital of the World is Detroit, the Spice Capital of the World is India, and the Wine Capital of the World is France; everything has a capital. What about flagging; [...]
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Scandinavian Women Are Number One
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Filipino Flags, I Finally Get It
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Dropping B Bombs
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Capital of the Flagging World
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25 and 0-ver
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Flag Ratios
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The Final Stages of Operation Sigma
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Atlas Al Starts Airline
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Memoirs of an Ex Trolly Dolly (Part 2)
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Club Hollywood Interview
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