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Charlie Sheen Captures Flagging Hat-Trick

By The Hunger News Flash: Charlie Sheen celebrated his newly single status in pure Charlie Sheen fashion. It was reported by TMZ that “Charlie’s penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries – Mexico, Australia, and Colombia – the very night Kenly walked out.” Not [...]

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Steak and BJ Day, Steak and Blowjob Day,

Steak And BJ Day

By Atlas Al Tender loins and slobjobs, it must be that time of year again. Some say Valentine’s Day was invented by the candy companies – like Halloween – and then commercialized like Easter and Christmas to increase sales. Critics forget to mention that there were in fact two such saints by the name of [...]

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51st State

51st State

By The Hunger Some foreigners have visited all 50 US states, but how many really know the 51st State, America, the country?  Although Russia has 46 provinces, 9 territories and 4 autonomous districts, America has more “states” than any other country on earth.  Sometimes the difference between states and countries is minuscule.  State, country, what is [...]

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Best Looking Women in the World

Flag Brag

By Atlas Al Best Looking Women in the World Whether you’ve traveled or not, we’ve all heard people say, “The women from my country are the Best Looking Women in the World.”  What I find interesting is that I’ve never said this about my own country, the United States.  Beautiful American women exist, but they are [...]

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Undercover Accents

Undercover Accents

By Atlas Al Irish Accent When I first met Magnanimous, I thought he was Irish. Not only did he speak with a perfect Irish Accent (at least to my American ears), he used idioms and phrases unique only to Ireland. To me, he passed as an Irishman and I thought nothing of it. A couple [...]

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Global Cities

Capital of the Flagging World

By Atlas Al Flagging Capital The Gambling Capital of the World is Las Vegas, the Entertainment Capital of the World is Los Angeles, the Automotive Capital of the World is Detroit, the Spice Capital of the World is India, and the Wine Capital of the World is France; everything has a capital. What about flagging; [...]

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Tiger Woods eye of the tiger

Eye of the Tiger Woods

By The Hunger Tiger Wood’s is a modern-day, living God. His Everest-like status atop the world’s sporting landscape has ensured his place in sports history – not to mention him being worth a cool billion dollars. However, right now Tiger Woods probably feels like the poorest billionaire in the world. A month ago, the world [...]

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Noor Faleh Almaleki

Age-to-Flag Determination Theory, Proved

By Atlas Al If you haven’t already heard about the tragedy of 20-year-old, Noor Faleh Almaleki of Arizona, Flagging Headquarters brings the story to you. According to the November 6, 2009 article in the nytimes.com, AZ ‘Honor Killing’ Victim Just Wanted To Be Normal, she chose not to follow the customs and traditions of her family’s native Iraq. [...]

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